Tuesday, March 6, 2012

A BBQ Explanation - by Judy


In the period after Steve came to California there were lots of stories about aliens picking people up and probing them.  And...stories about cattle mutilation which was possibly carried out by aliens.  This is from Wikipedia:

A hallmark of these incidents is the surgical nature of the mutilation, and unexplained phenomena such as the complete draining of the animal's blood, loss of internal organs with no obvious point of entry, and surgically precise removal of the reproductive organs and anal coring. Another reported event is that the animal is found dumped in an area where there are no marks or tracks leading to or from the carcass, even when it is found in soft ground or mud. The surgical-type wounds tend to be cauterized by an intense heat and made by very sharp/precise instruments, with no bleeding evident. Often flesh will be removed to the bone in an exact manner, consistent across cases, such as removal of flesh from around the jaw exposing the mandible.

We were always joking about aliens and whether we would go with them, if asked.  My answer was that I would go if they were furry or had some sort of skin, but I drew the line at slimy aliens.  I believe it was David Gancher and Steve who came up with the theory that aliens were just looking for a good barbecue place and that if we told them where it was, they wouldn't bother us.   

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