Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Dantzker Classics

Started (as far as we know) by Grandpa Dan, continued unceasingly by my dad and uncle:

when driving by a pasture: "You know, those cows are all outstanding in their fields"

when driving by a cemetery: "Geez, people are just dying to get in there"

"Dad, I'm hungry. Make me a bagel!"
"Poof... you're a bagel"

That one always pissed me off. Actually it still does, even under the circumstances.

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